Whoever can guess who this mysterious historical personality, wins 72 virgins in heaven*. Hamdullah.
*Terms and Conditions apply: There is no guarantee there is anything when you die. You would have wasted your one life over a desert dweller who believed the world will end very soon. So much so, he was more concerned about wars and women than even asking for the Quran to be written in a BOOK!! Women who win, get to watch their husband, father, sons, uncles, and nephews have sex in an eternal porn show!!
To put this image in context, this mystery man actually had nine wives at the same time. His right hand possess female slaves “are Salma Um Rafi’, Maymuna daughter of Abu Asib, Maymuna daughter of Sa’d, Khadra, Radwa, Razina, Um Damira, Rayhana, Mary the Coptic, in addition to two other maid-slaves, one of them given to him as a present by his cousin, Zaynab, and the other one captured in a war.” Zad al-Ma’ad, pp. 114-6
He also had time to tell us that sneezing is good, but yawning bad:
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning, so if someone sneezes and then praises Allah…. But as regards yawning, it is from satan, so one must try one’s best to stop it, if one says ‘Ha’ when yawning, satan will laugh at him.”
Sahih Bukhari 8:73:242
He had more time for sex with slaves and telling us nonsense…but no time to put the book together as one book.
Anyways, back to the competition. Can you guess who is this man? Here is a hint: he is a symbol of morality for all humanity in all times! Subhan-no-allah.