Islamic heaven part 1

“…(Allah) made for you houses from the skin of cattle..” Quran 16:80,19,21,95

Not only Egyptian Civilization had built homes from bricks, rocks, and mud – but ancient Rome, Greece, Canaan, Mesopotamia, Persia, India, China, and Maya civilizations.

The evidence that the author of the Quran is a person who was born and bred in the heat of Arabia extends to describing heaven.

“They and their spouses will be in ˹cool˺ shade, reclining on ˹canopied˺ couches.” Quran 36:56

Did you spot the issues here? Who said heaven will be hot? Is there even strong Sun in heaven to require canopied couches that recline? Or is this a desert dweller dream of heaven!

See if you can spot issues here:

“(Here is) a Parable of the Garden which the righteous are promised: in it are rivers of water incorruptible; rivers of milk of which the taste never changes; rivers of wine, a joy to those who drink; and rivers of honey pure and clear….” Quran 47:15

“Fair ones reserved in pavilions….Untouched before them by man or jinnī” Quran 55:72 & 74

But that is just boring, how much sex, water, milk, honey, and wine do you want? A 21st century heaven would be, endless supply of electronics, TV streaming with super fast broadband, rivers of vodka, whiskey, or Coca-Cola (or Pepsi)  Heaven would be a place you can transform to be anything you want to be.
Fridges with endless supply of cakes and chocolates that don’t make you fat. Galactic travel, continuously exploring planets, and different universes, where happiness an endless joy to share. Why

Muhammad did not mention any of these? Muhammad was only reflecting what he thought is his heaven.. Including mindless houris women for sex.

Men are rewarded with virgins:
“We have created (their Companions) of special creation. And made them virgin – pure.”
Qur’an 56:35-36

These virgin Hoors will have firm breasts:
” Verily for the Righteous there will be a fulfilment of (the heart’s) desires; … voluptuous women of equal age;”
Qur’an 78:31-33

Here is something for our Abduls to ponder, did Allah not know about snow, ice, and sleet? I challenge you to find these words in the Quran!

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